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food-porn-diary: hmmm The first 3 things i noticed was the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:55:41 -0400

hmmm

The first 3 things i noticed was the meat, cheese and crackers. The first 3 things my gf noticed was the dope cocaine and condoms lol that made me laugh so much 😆

chubsintubs:alright time’s up for this morning. thanks again for...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:46:47 -0400

chubsintubs:

alright time’s up for this morning. thanks again for all the suggestions, these are really fun to do!

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:I came across some benches painted...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:45:49 -0400

anti-capitalistlesbianwitch:

I came across some benches painted like the transgender pride flag today!

kaijuno: eclipsedefflorescence: cutebian: kaijuno: kaijuno: I’m really high right now and I...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:45:22 -0400

kaijuno:

eclipsedefflorescence:

cutebian:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”

Her (2013 dir. Spike Jonze)

So this is how we all die alone, encased in our commodified bubbles of technological alienation. Honestly posts like this make me naseaus and my skin crawl.

then don’t fuckin comment lol go outside and fuck a tree or w/e

thejusticethatissocial: You can buy Peace by Chocolate’s Pride...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:40:30 -0400

thejusticethatissocial:

You can buy Peace by Chocolate’s Pride Bars here! While quantities last.

https://peacebychocolate.ca/

weirdlyprecious:oh garnet…baby steps!

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:37:59 -0400

weirdlyprecious:

oh garnet…
baby steps!

scinewscom: Universe’s Missing Baryons Found in Intergalactic...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:33:48 -0400

scinewscom:

Universe’s Missing Baryons Found in Intergalactic Medium
http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/universes-missing-baryons-intergalactic-medium-06128.html

polyglotplatypus: eating disorders are fucking insidious because even though i feel like im mostly...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:31:08 -0400

polyglotplatypus:

eating disorders are fucking insidious because even though i feel like im mostly over these issues as im not as bad i used to be and routinely allow myself to eat junk food, i didnt even fucking notice that ive been barely eating around 600kcal per day and weighing myself twice a day on average until it miraculously clicked today like. when will i not be a major dumbass @my brain pls explain

blackfairypresident: brothermalkolm: blackfairypresident: welcome to my daily vlog “Can this fit...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:29:12 -0400

blackfairypresident:

brothermalkolm:

blackfairypresident:

welcome to my daily vlog “Can this fit in my pussy?”

on todays episode we have two baguettes and

Is it sad that I’d prob watch this?

it technically is sad but i would appreciate the viewers

babeobaggins: I worked harder on this music than I have ever...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:25:43 -0400

babeobaggins:

I worked harder on this music than I have ever worked on anything and I have never been this proud of anything in my life, I wrote everything. Made sure each song was exactly how I heard it in my head. It was hard, no one understood what I was trying to do. It took 3 years but finally….it came together
both of these songs are out.
if you listen to them, thank you :’)
Transformation
Mice or Men

gaymilesedgeworth: hemingfay: anyway olaf is a great example of a villain with a complicated...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:25:12 -0400

gaymilesedgeworth:

hemingfay:

anyway olaf is a great example of a villain with a complicated backstory and pretty complex characterization who is still a piece of shit and unworthy of forgiveness so that’s nice

i thought this was about the snowman for a solid 45 seconds

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:16:30 -0400

dnd-apothecary: battlecrazed-axe-mage: It’s time!! It’s...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:14:08 -0400

dnd-apothecary:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

It’s time!! It’s time!!!

The HeartBeat Dice Pride Dice kickstarter is finally open! All these pride flag dice are finally available 🏳️‍🌈 I can’t even choose, I need them allllll 😍😍😍

I can’t wait, they look so great!

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:13:50 -0400

food-porn-diary: hmmm

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:13:15 -0400

food-porn-diary:

hmmm

toastpotent:

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:08:43 -0400

toastpotent:

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:07:33 -0400

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Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:06:27 -0400

donkamatic: back when i was a freshman in high school there was this one art project involving hot...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:05:28 -0400

donkamatic:

back when i was a freshman in high school there was this one art project involving hot wax so we had a huge vat of it outside of the classroom and kids were like sticking stuff in it and playing with pieces so as soon as i saw it i went OOH WAX and literally stuck my entire hand in it

and my teacher SCREAMED and several students yelled out some “oh my god”’s and i realized why as soon as my hand was submerged because that shit was very very hot but i didn’t want to be known as the dumbass who stuck their hand in burning hot wax and suffered an injury so instead of pulling my hand out and screaming i somehow managed to keep a straight face and just went “what?” and my teacher was just like “oh my god… that’s really hot wax, are you okay?” and i was just like “oh? it is? i can’t feel a thing” and just kept my hand in there for like a solid 30 seconds in excruciating pain before pulling it out

that was honestly the most fierce power move i ever pulled

scaliefox: that-one-sinammon-roll: writing-prompt-s: While cleaning your attic, you find a box of...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 08:04:00 -0400

scaliefox:

that-one-sinammon-roll:

writing-prompt-s:

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.